Krampus Hates Christmas

Karl Kringle hates the modern-day Christmas. Lewis Weatherby loves the holidays and always has. Somehow, the two are a match made in heaven. But if Lewis discovers that Karl is actually Krampus, the horned satyr of the holidays, it could all go to hell.

Magic Fell

Magic has been missing from the world for a millennium, and it’s needed now more than ever. It falls to young Tasis Kadara to revive the fabled Mages’ Guild of the Dragon’s Claw. But in a culture where arcane power is forbidden and practitioners are executed, Tasis will have to keep his own aptitude for magic secret.

Starting With the Unexpected

Zachary Blaise has just been dumped via text. Only problem? He's gay, and the text in question was sent by a complete stranger named Marian. And unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) Marian has secrets that are going to make some serious ripples in Zach’s life.

imPROMPTu

Two authors, one prompt, and a short amount of time. imPROMPTu is a podcast about taking an idea and running with it as creatively as possible. Whether we're being prompted to write about a one-handed millionaire playboy with a fondess for cotton candy or are told to lead off a story with "It was a dark and stormy night", we'll do it. Often in unexpected ways.

Ding Dong The Douchebag's Gone Giveaway

Andi is finally no longer legally tied to the jerk who ABSOLUTELY DID NOT [cough cough] inspire an antagonist, and they want you to join the celebration by giving away the ultimate breakup package. Books, gift cards, chocolate and voodoo dolls are at stake!

Welcome to the new andivan.com!

"Mischief creates memories that we always remember, much more so than the everyday things of life."

Andi Van is a foul-mouthed troublemaker who lives near San Diego with a small fluffy thing named Koi, a baseball bat that's forever being used for things other than baseball, and a fondness for rum and caffeine (though not necessarily together). Andi is fluent in three languages (English, sarcasm, and profanity), and takes pride in a highly developed -- if somewhat bizarre -- sense of humor.

Andi's pronouns are they/them. They identify as nonbinary and transmasculine, and ask that you not misgender them. For more information about nonbinary gender identities, they recommend http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/Non-binary.
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